Vintage Tumblr Themes

Male, 22 and a culinary major when not on a tumblr being a fanboy. Or a homestuck.
My OTP is Rosemary, and Pippin is my spirit animal.

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:


Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

ask-eep-crood:

thefaultinmyass:

ipaintyouwings:

Message from David Karp 

everyone needs to read this.

Fuck yeah 

FUCK YEAH

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

earn31:

Harry Potter reading Harry Potter on the set of Harry Potter during shooting of Harry Potter.

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

homestuck-media:

Happy Birthday to ME
and as such all I want is sexy dancers lol
All I want from my followers is happy birthday gifs and pics. So send some in Plz. Thnx :-)

homestuck-media:

Happy Birthday to ME

and as such all I want is sexy dancers lol

All I want from my followers is happy birthday gifs and pics. So send some in Plz. Thnx :-)

i-believe-in-dean:

thebeardoffriendship:

cakeandspankings:

devilishred:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

nerdishh:

neraiutsuze:

 #i have headcanon that if dean ever met jensen he would just LAUGH at him #and at his life #until he saw danneel #and then his mouth would fall open and he’d be like ‘never mind dude. #you done good’

 #i feel like sam would be kind of weirded out by jared#because jared is such a derpy hyperactive puppy man #but you just can’t not love jared so i feel like sam would be biffles with jared by the end of it #cas would just have no idea how to deal with misha #it’d be beautiful

omg cas meeting misha would be like a puppy meeting an owl

$5 says Misha would hit on Cas for fun

$10 says Misha would end up making Castiel feel as uncomfortable as Cas makes everyone else.  ”I don’t understand why you’re so close.  Could you step back a little?  You should talk to Dean about personal space.  He can explain it. Misha? Misha, please. Remove your finger from my nose.  This isn’t funny.”

“I don’t understand.  Why is your index finger in my nostril?”

“shhhh put on the cheese dress”

Misha would suggest an orgy. 

twerquilamano:

naesnark:

genderterrorist:

OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO HORRIBLY PERFECT

I LOVE IT

this is the most terrible thing i have ever seen 

it’s perfect

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

the-kind-of-dakota:

omg. this is hilariously great.

the-kind-of-dakota:

omg. this is hilariously great.